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PostSubject: joke of the day   Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:10 pm

knock knock

whos there

boo

boo who

dont cry

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PostSubject: joke of the day   Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:16 am

how do you get picachiw on a bus?

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PostSubject: Re: joke of the day   Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:50 am

hey matty, its danny, i have made a gb on the gb website, plz add me to the team. i added u as a friend its ixDannyHD. Very Happy
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PostSubject: joke of the day   Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:29 am

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

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